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[NODE_2640] Department of Homeland Security suspends Global Entry as the partial government shutdown drags on - WTOP [NODE_2638] Armed man shot and killed inside Mar-a-Lago perimeter, Secret Service says - The Washington Post [NODE_2637] Great news, New York City - after Sunday you won't see all those piles of dog poop [Interesting] [NODE_2636] Not News: American Airlines bumps a couple of people who paid for first class for their deadhead pilots and tells them, "Meh, it's policy." Fark: The person bumped is a comedian with 577K Youtube subscribers [Asinine] [NODE_2635] Photoshop this puffy view [Photoshop] [NODE_2633] Japanese man detained after forging fake military ID, waltzing into Yokosuka naval base and posing as sergeant. "I adore the U.S. military and wanted to be as connected to it as possible" [Weird] [NODE_2634] Now we know, for 10 million dollars you can get a house with a kitchen up to FARK chef standards. But it only comes with 3 zebras [Cool] [NODE_2632] But you knew this already about ICE agents [Obvious] [NODE_2631] Good: After 4 years of chemotherapy, woman is cancer-free. Fark: Before 4 years of chemotherapy, woman was already cancer-free [Facepalm] [NODE_2630] Tonight's Show #504 of Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) has lots of "cat" songs with other animal songs as filler as I finish celebrating my adoption of JaykenCat 2 years ago. On The Adventures of Superman, the last parts of "The Nitrate Shipment" [Live] [NODE_2628] Danish Seahawk helicopter doesn't bomb submarine from USA in Greenlandic waters [Awkward] [NODE_2629] Photoshop these arms wide open [Photoshop] [NODE_2626] Cop promoted after making derogatory comments about the Irish, Gypsies and the travelling community. Did I say promoted? I meant fired and will never work as an LEO again. Because this was in the UK [Interesting] [NODE_2627] At 10:30PM ET Noise Factor returns with a new episode. Brand new tracks from Hot Ram and GIANT and we'll hear Boozifer, Part Chimp, Muon, The Veer Union, and Track of the Fortnight from Mountain of Misery. All this and more [Live] [NODE_2625] Man. Found dead from a self-inflicted gunshot after crashing into a Las Vegas area substation in a car filled with guns, flamethrowers, and mad mix of conflicting extremist ideologies. Murica Man [Murica] [NODE_2624] This truck accident is bananas [Scary]